CNN

     I was neglecting my janitorial duties at the hockey rink today, and I started watching CCN, not really listening but watching the scrolling marquee at the bottom of the screen. It said:

• how Charlie Sheen set a world record by getting 1 million Twitter followers in 25+ hours,
• that Matt Damon doesn’t like Obama,
• Christina Aguilera is going to be the singing coach for the new NBC show The Voice,
• Lindsay Lohan is ready to get back to work!
• then ends with its usually “CNN, the worldwide leader in news.”

     Get what I’m driving at?